The gymnast and the bitch!

No, not performing tonight. No, but it is a really big deal. I'm really, really excited. It's one of the biggest premieres of the year.

It's the MTV Music Awards. I know, my album's coming out in, what, six weeks now? I need somebody to come with me.

You know who's going to be there, right? Everybody. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I know, I know, I know.

I'm working on it right now. I'm supposed to be interviewing some people. I have to have somebody with me. I can't go by myself.

You know, you're not coming with me. I'll buy the ticket for you.