Stepmom's special pee gift!

Hey my boys home! How was your day? Mommy's ready to go out for a hot date soon!

What? What day is today? Hmm Tuesday? You don't mean Tuesday? I don't know I don't

think it's a national holiday or something. What? It's your birthday? Oh my god! I'm so sorry I completely forgot your birthday.

I'm such a terrible mom. What kind of mom forgets the birthday of her son? I feel so horrible right now.

I didn't even prepare a gift! Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?