Every Twat Is Shaved Now

What a day.

Yes, this is Razor Ramona, professional hit woman and former consort to the crown heads of Europe.

Why, Bugsy Tabasco, long time no hear. What's up? Or better yet, who do you want dead?

No jokes Ramona, listen, I want a contract put on this punk named Joey Sumatra.

Yeah, he's this two bit cooner that skipped out on me and signed with another nightclub.